90) Clintasha Babysitting PART ONE

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AUTHORS NOTE: ok as you can see i got a story thing here going with loki. ner there shall be no more x-men. i only had them in there because of diana and deadpool and now that thats all worked out no more x-men despite my obsession with them. XD anyways here is a chapter for your amusement. XD enjoy!

 

[Tony has entered the chat]

[Steve has entered]

[Thor has entered]

[Bruce has entered]

[Natasha has entered]

[Angel has entered]

[Diana has entered]

[Wade has entered]

[Belle has entered]

Diana: hai guys!!!

Angel: DIANAAAAAAA {tackles}

Natasha: OMG DIANA

Steve: DIANA I MISSED YOU!!!

Belle: DIANA!!!!

Wade: WADE! :D

Diana: {facepalm}

Wade: :(

Tony: YO WADE WE MISSED CHU BROTHA

Thor: HELLO POOL OF THE DEAD. HELLO LADY DIANA.

Wade: HAI!!! :D

Belle: WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN!?!?!

Bruce: that must have been one heck of a funeral...

Diana: stuff with the x-men. ill tell you all later.

Wade: YEAH X-MEN STUFF WITH EXPLOSIONS AND CHIMICHANGAS AND BLOOD AND BUTT KICKING AN-

Diana: shut up wade. :|

Wade: yes dear. o.o

Diana: GOOD :D

Belle: wait... Diana is at a wedding ring on your finger.....?

Diana: no........

Angel: OMG IS THAT A DIAMOND I SEE!?!?!?!

Steve: WUTTTT

Tony: IT DOESNT LOOK LIKE AN ENGAGEMENT RING.

Bruce: did you two get married?

Diana: maybe....

Wade: YES AND IT WAS BEAUTIFUL AND A BUNCH OF X-MEN WERE THERE AND IT ROCKED SO MUCH AND DIANA LOOKED SO BEAUTIFUL IN THAT DRESS I CANNOT GET OVER THAT AN-

Diana: {clamps hand over his mouth} STAHP TALKING.

Natasha: you got married without us? :(

Belle: HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?

Tony: HOW COULD YOU NOT INVITE US!?!?!? >:(

Diana: IT WAS FAST OK

Wade: YEAH LIKE 5 DAYS AFTER I PROPOSED.

Angel: HOW DARE YOU. {runs away sobbing}

[Angel has left the chat]

Belle: {sighs} come on girls. we going bridesmaid shopping for my wedding since its back on.

Steve: :) have fun sweetie!

Belle: {hugs Steve} i shall! COME ON GIRLS

[Belle has left the chat]

Diana: IM THERE!!!

[Diana has left the chat]

Natasha: Clint's away on a mission. can you guys watch Ivan for me?

Steve: sure! how much trouble could one super baby be?

Tony: uh... lets not test that theory...

Bruce: oh man up Tony. 

Wade: NO BABIES NOOO

[Wade has left the chat]

Bruce: {faceplam} dont worry natasha we got him.

Natasha: THANKS GUYS!!!

[Natasha has left the chat]

Thor: WHERE IS THE CLINTASHA BABY!?!?

Tony: hold up. JARVISSSSS

JARVIS: yes sir right away.

[Ivan has entered the chat]

Ivan: GOO GOO.

Thor: WHAT MAGICAL NESS IS THIS!?!?

Steve: yeah how is that possible the baby cant type!

Tony: but JARVIS can B-)

Bruce: oh dear...

Steve: is it just me or does this baby look evil....

Ivan: >:)

Tony: O.O

[Tony has disabled the chat]

AUTHORS NOTE: so how did chu think of that guys? :P 

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