AVENGERS CHATROOM

109) Operation: Fix Tony

AUTHORS NOTE: hai guys. sorry that I haven't really been updating lately. i got sooooo busyyyyyyyyy XD 

 

[Bruce has entered the chatroom]

[Bruce has invited Misty, Steve, Jane and Thor to the chat] 

Bruce: {whispers} hey, guys!

Misty: {whispers} hey man!

Steve: {whispers} hello!

Thor: {whispers} greetings, my midguardian friends

Jane: {whispers} hello!

Bruce: hey, Jane! Glad you could make it!

Jane: Well im glad to be here :)

Thor: So, why are we all gathered here this afternoon, Bruce?

Bruce: because I have a plan.

Misty: OOO A PLAN.

Bruce: yes.

Steve: what's the plan and what's it for?'

Bruce: Operation: FIX TONY

Misty: OOOOOOOOOOOO

Steve: yeah we do really need to fix Tony. poor Angel is about to go insane. and Pepper was about to slaughter Tony because he broke into her and Batman's wedding. 

Thor: Man of Iron doith WUTTTTT

Jane: wait, what happened? Why did Tony break into Pepper's wedding to Batman?

Misty: he sorta went crazy....

Jane: how so?

Steve: he shot himself with his Inator while he was on Agents of SHIELD withdraw and it made him loose his memory of everything after the battle of new york. 

Jane: oh.

Bruce: yeah. SO. Now I have created a new Inator that shall help us restore Tony's memory.

Jane: wait, did you guys just hear a thud?

[Tony has entered the chat]

Tony: {kicks down door} DID SOMEBODY SAY INATORS!??!?!?!??!

Steve: {screams like a little girl}

Bruce: OH CRAP THIS WASN'T A PART OF THE PLAN

Tony: INATORRRR

Misty: NO BAD TONY BAD SIT BAD

Jane: oh dear. Thor, is it always like this around here?

Thor: I'm afraid so, Lady Jane. But, they are my friends.

Tony: {foams at the mouth and tackles the inator} INATORRRRRRRR

Jane: Don't worry about it Thor. And Bruce, is that thing supposed to be blinking...?

Bruce: OOOO CRAPPPPPPPP EVERYONE RUNNNNN {runs}

Misty: {screams and runs}

Steve: {hides behind shield}

Thor: {grabs Jane and jumps out window} FOR ASGUARDDDD

[Thor has left the chat]

[Jane has left]

[LARGE EXPLOSION]

JARVIS: Sir, are you alright?

Tony: ow....

Bruce: he had hit the self-destruct button.

Misty: oh.

Steve: that was a big explosion. How is he not dead?

Tony: BECAUSE I AM IRON MAN, CAPCICLE. 

[Natasha has entered the chat]

[Clint has entered]

Clint: what just happened.

Natasha: STARK YOU WOKE UP ALL THE BABIES.

Bruce: WE ARE SO SORRY WE WERE JUST TRYING TO FIX TONY.

Natasha: OH YOU KNOW WHAT WILL FIX TONY!?!?

Misty: uhhhhh....

Natasha: {picks up a wrench and whacks Tony hard on the head} COGNITIVE RE-CALIBRATION

Tony: {eyes roll back in head}{falls unconsious}

[Tony has left the chat]

Clint: um. Natasha. honey. put down the wrench.

Natasha: NO YOU PUT DOWN THE WRENCH

Clint: I'M NOT HOLDING ANY WRENCH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU NATASHA

Natasha: {drops wrench} i think I need therapy.

Misty: well, don't we all? {makes a mini rainstorm over Tony and the Inator, putting out the fire}

Natasha: true.

Steve: well. that was interesting. do you think it might have fixed Tony?

Bruce: if we are lucky maybe.

Clint: I don't know if we are that lucky.... 

Misty: we probably aren't.

Natasha: well, if it didn't work we will figure it out later. I'm going to go shoot things in the basement.

[Natasha has left the chat]

Clint: I'm going with her. HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THE RATS IN STARK TOWER'S BASEMENT I MEAN THEY ARE HUGE.

[Clint has left the chat]

Misty: O_O did he just say rats.

Bruce: yes....

Misty: {jumps up on top of chair and screams}

Bruce: OW HEY MISTY YOU CRACKED MY GLASSES

Steve: I think I just went deaf....

[Tony has entered the chat]

Tony: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT WAS THAT OH MY GOD 

Misty: well. HEY AT LEAST I WOKE UP TONY GUYS BE GREATFUL.

Bruce: but my glasses...

Misty: YOU WILL GET OVER IT.

Steve: um. guys. I can't hear anything. 

Bruce: TONY DO YOU REMEMBER MARRYING ANGEL?

Tony: GUYS I EXPLODED I DIDN'T GET MY MEMORY BACK. NOW WHERE IS THE SCOTCH. AND WHY IS THERE IS MINI RAINCLOUD OVER ME MAKE IT STAPH

Misty: {strikes Tony with lightning}

Tony: {falls unconsious}

[Tony has left the chat]

Bruce: MISTY.

Misty: I COULDNT HELP IT OKAY

Steve: guys i honestly cant hear.

Bruce: okay. lets all get starbucks and deal with this later. 

[Bruce has left the chat]

Misty: IM WITH YA BRUCE

[Misty has left]

Steve: BUT I CANT HEAR- oh nevermind.......

[Steve has left]

[Mrs. Dagger has turned off invisiblility]

Mrs. Dagger: MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Mrs. Dagger has left the chat]

AUTHORS NOTE: CRAZY SURPRISE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!