Morning Breath

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MORNING BREATH IS A SERIOUS ISSUE, PEOPLE.

I don't know if you've noticed but when you wake up, there's a horrible thing called 'morning breath'

You can't just kiss right after you woke up. That's icky!

"Oh, I just woke up. Let me kiss my boyfriend and taste his morning breath, maybe his tastes better than mine."

HAHAHAHA, no.

If you do that in real life I'm pretty sure the guy won't ever talk to you again. I think.

But then again, how would I know? I'm a socially awkward loser.

Sigh.

Maybe if I sigh long enough my problems will go away.

Sigh.

Wait, what are we taking about?

MORNING BREATH IS A SERIOUS ISSUE, PEOPLE.

Wait, I already said that.

But anywho, please, please, PLEASE do us a favor and brush your nasty teeth before you decide to let your lips get friendly and mix saliva.

Gross.

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BONJOUR
YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME.
Guysss,guess who almost broke her hand doing an aerial with her arms in her shirt. Me. -,-

Oooo

OK ILY

PEAAACE
-L

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