19. A lot of you have requested this chapter. And by a lot. I mean A LOT. But since you said please, I give you, "Starbuckstagram"!
In almost every story, Starbucks is always the only coffee place.
Because Starbucks is so magical it overpowers everything else. Don't even bother telling me different saying its your opinion.
*snaps fingers into hexagon formation*
"Not in my house, fudger."
Don't get me wrong, I l o v e Starbucks but I just think it's so overrated. What about all those other cafe shops that never get noticed because they don't have a cool name or a cool logo and they're named after a old person but can make it feel like you're having a heart attack because everything is so yummy just as well?
They probably feel left out!
THEY ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!
Err, I mean coffee shops too.
I honestly don't every know where I'm going with this but I'll just keep writing whatever comes into my mind.
I've made up some plot twist theory that Starbucks is actually paying these people to advertise.
*gasp*
If not, then dang you better be giving out free Starbucks for all this free advertising.
"Oops, I'm so sorry I spilled all my STARBUCKS on you, strange boy that looks exactly famous but I won't tell you that I know you so you can give me a number and we can get married."
"It's fine because I totally did not just spend a whole lotta money for this shirt that costs more than you." (((((:
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Guys, if this story is making you question your writing or wanting to take it down because of this please don't.
I feel so bad if this does, I hope it doesn't because this is just for laughs.
Just tell me if you do and I'll probably take it down.
I don't want people thinking their writing isn't good enough.
