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23| I'm Flawless, B*tch

I'm Flawless, B*tch

Dedicated to LunaBearlove because she gave me this idea and she's so awesome to talk to.

Sorry I got emotional in the last post

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I always find myself hating on these annoying good (prude) girls.

I always have to put the word 'prude' in brackets because really, that's what they are, then they end up knowing how to make up perfectly then have hot sex with Harry Styles in the following chapters.

Anyway, that's another rant for another day, I guess.

Today's rant is about:

1. How they have zero confidence in themselves

2. How they say they're ugly

3. How they're actually fucking flawless

It drives me insane. Like if that's their standard of ugly, what are the rest of us?

goddammit.

Here's an example.

Hello my name is Susan and I am tall but I love to eat so much food I always stuff my face and I am fat and I wear size zero. I have long, blonde locks on my hair and they are naturally wavy (i hate my hair) and I have bright blue eyes, they are so boring I wish they were green. I am size DD breast size and I am so ugly no boy ever likes me because I am so flat and I wear glasses so that automatically makes me a nerd girl

Like why can't I be like other girls, they are so beautiful and flawless omg I have two spots on my face WHY IS MY ACNE SO BAD

My lips they are so fat I wish they were luscious like Kate the Cheerleader 

Even she has a nice name like why Susan omg parents you did everything wrong

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Okay, maybe I may have exaggerated that a little bit, but that's basically how it goes.

The author makes the female protagonist FUCKING PERFECT (whattup Pink! reference) and then they say that they are ugly.

Like what the fuck okay

Some of us are GENUINELY UGLY OKAY

LIKE SERIOUSLY STOP MAKING THEM FLAWLESS AND THEN THEY HAVE NO SELF ESTEEM YOU KNOW HOW THAT FEELS FOR US 

Jokes, I couldn't give two shits about how I look, but it's so damn annoying. 

And then, they're fugly for like their whole lives until the most popular boy in school suddenly notices them

Then they have a makeover done (they just remove the glasses pshhttt)

Then they become popular

They always had it in them, didn't they. Like it was somewhere in there. It's just that no one saw their beauty in the beginning...

THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT OKAY WE ALL SAW THE BEAUTY OMG "NATURALLY WAVY HAIR AND BLUE EYES" DAMMIT 

I don't mean to say that all girls with "wavy blonde hair and blue eyes" are gorgeous, but I mean that the way these girls are described they are just flawless, bitch. 

why

then they cast Mila Kunis or someone like that

fml

-_-

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That's ^  what I'll be doing now, lol

Thanks for all your lovely votes (votes can be lovely?) and comments, really appreciate them! Just know that I'll never stop ranting...

That makes me sound ungrateful lol -_-

But you know what I mean.

And...

It seems that I haven't made my sex (gender) clear to you guys?

I'm female.

I mean I was, the last time I checked

(Stop having a dirty mind. I saw my birth certificate this morning, okay)

Furthermore I'm thinking of actually getting off my lazy ass and writing a novel...how would you guys feel about that?

Sorry that my A/Ns are longer than the actual chapter guys lol